i don't want to look like a total foodie,

this post of pure food porn is for my dear melissa buck.
to brighten up your day. xxx

 this is the necklace you will be buying for yourself on ebay/asos.

this will be me if you don't give mine back.

this is quite LOLs. I don't know if you're too blonde to understand it though.

this is what we will run around in all summer long, we will buy them in Camden for a tenner and then shake our flubbery thighs all over London.

this is what we will have for brekkie at my house. nom

 this is what summer will smell like.

wouldn't that be the best?

we will eat this doughy shizzle.

 we will bake betty crocker stuff, and go to Partridges, and we shall also bake oreo brownies and oreo cheesecake.

we will also nom on pastry. tarts, samosas, pasties. bbz we will have very high cholesterol and get heart attacks, and then we can be in "hospital" together, again

we will wake up, brush our teeth with the wrong person's toothbrush, and eat chewy jumbo oat porridge with chewy bits.

 melissa's mum will be all like "OMG IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE CHALLENGING YOURSELF AND MIMI IS SUPPORTING YOU"

 betty crocker lemon and poppy seed cakes doe.

we will pretend to go fishing like these cool people.

Bee Me, Frae, Snog, Samba Swirl doe. 

we must also go to IKEA one day, i need to get rugs and stuff and then we can wheel around in trolleys and eat IKEA swedish tingz.

other tings on our to do list this summer:

Bake banana bread

Eat the mixture

Ben&Jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie

Run down street at midnight with Lindsey in bras; that one came off our old blog and probs won't actually happen.

Watch the boosh, SHH, angry boys, taken, takers, and the inbetweeners box set.

Rye bread

Partridges

Highwaisted levi’s

Brick lane

Sausage sarnies

Sabila

good times are out there.

That's the spirit.

:D

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